🎤 The #1 party game for startup people

The party game for
people who actually pitch

Terrible startup ideas. Ridiculous pitches. The friend who somehow sells "Uber for Pigeons" to the whole table wins. 200+ cards of pure founder chaos.

✓ 200+ prompt cards ✓ 3-10 players ✓ Ships fast ✓ Zero VC required

Ridiculous ideas.
Legendary pitches.

Product Card
A blockchain-powered toaster
Pitch this to the investors.
Audience Card
Sleep-deprived Y Combinator founders
They're your target market.

Cards Against Humanity meets Shark Tank. Minus the cruelty. Plus the chaos.

Each round, one player draws a ridiculous product idea. Everyone else has 60 seconds to pitch it to a specific audience. The best pitch wins the round.

No trivia. No strategy. Just pure creative chaos and the friend group dynamics that make party games actually fun. The quiet one who suddenly sells "LinkedIn for Cats" to a room of skeptics? That's the magic.

Three steps to founder glory

Learn in 30 seconds. Play for hours. Argue about who won for days.

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Draw a Card

Flip a product card to reveal a wonderfully terrible startup idea. "AI-powered socks"? "Tinder for houseplants"? You're pitching it.

02
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Pitch It

You have 60 seconds to convince the table this is the next unicorn. Buzzwords encouraged. PowerPoint not included. Passion mandatory.

03
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Crown the Winner

The judge (this round's "VC") picks the most convincing pitch. Win rounds, collect cards, become the pitch legend of your friend group.

Not another Cards Against Humanity clone

We didn't build a shock-humor crutch. We built the game that makes you discover your friends are secret sales geniuses.

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Creativity over cruelty

No one wins by being the most offensive. You win by being the most convincing. Big difference. Your weird aunt and your startup bro can both play.

Instantly playable

30-second rule explanation. No complex setup, no 40-page rulebook, no "okay so first you draft your starting hand." Just shuffle and go.

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Built for the startup crowd

Finally, a game that speaks your language. Product-market fit, pitch decks, "pivoting" — it's all in here. Accelerator kickoffs will never be the same.

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Every round is a story

You'll be talking about the time someone pitched "Uber for Pigeons" to a room of skeptical grandmas for months. That's the game working as designed.

Real pitches. Real laughs. Real converts.

★★★★★
"We played this at our team offsite and I've never seen our head of engineering laugh that hard. Buying 3 more for holiday gifts."
S
Sarah K.
Startup Founder
★★★★★
"Way better than Cards Against Humanity for work events. Actually funny without making HR nervous. Our whole accelerator cohort is hooked."
M
Marcus T.
Accelerator Director
★★★★★
"My roommate who 'doesn't do games' just pitched 'Blockchain-Powered Dog Walking' for 3 minutes straight. This game is dangerous."
J
Jamie R.
Product Designer

The pitch game market needed a shakeup

Other pitching games exist. None of them were built for people who actually live the startup life.

Feature
Pitch Please
Other Games
Startup-native humor
✓ Built for founders
Generic comedy
Work-event friendly
✓ HR-approved fun
Often too edgy
Setup time
✓ 30 seconds
5-10 minutes
Creativity-first mechanics
✓ Every round unique
Repetitive after 3 plays
Price
✓ $19.99
$19.99 – $24.99

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Pitch Please
The complete card game
$19.99
+ shipping · one-time purchase
  • 200+ hilarious prompt cards
  • Works with 3-10 players
  • Quick-start rules card included
  • Perfect for team events & parties
  • Compact box — travels anywhere
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Questions before you pitch in

How many people can play?
3-10 players is the sweet spot. Enough for a small dinner party or a full team offsite. The more people, the wilder the pitches get.
How long does a game take?
A full game runs about 30-60 minutes, but most groups just keep going. Each round is quick (about 2-3 minutes), so it's easy to play "just one more round" for an hour straight.
Do I need to know about startups to enjoy this?
Nope! The game is hilarious for everyone. But if you've ever sat through a pitch deck, attended a demo day, or used the word "synergy" unironically — you'll love it even more.
Is it appropriate for work events?
Absolutely. Unlike shock-humor games, Pitch Please is built around creativity, not controversy. Perfect for team happy hours, accelerator kickoffs, and company retreats. HR will thank you.
How does it compare to Cards Against Humanity?
CAH is about matching offensive phrases. Pitch Please is about improvising, persuading, and making everyone laugh with your sales skills. It rewards creativity instead of shock value — and it actually gets better the more you play.
When will it ship?
Orders ship within 5-7 business days. We'll send you tracking info as soon as it's on the way.

Ready to find out who's
the real pitch legend?

Your next game night, team offsite, or founder happy hour deserves better than charades.

Get Pitch Please — $19.99 🎲